Yoyoyo.... here i am.. the delivery man... veri long nvr write coz exam SUCKS!!! haha... hmm... summarizing the last few days... took exam paper... laugh.... sad... slap yong face... and beat her up....sorry yong is a him... and my maths got same as chun lin.. UNBELIVEABLE!!! haha.. stupid CHA NIAO... and cY they suck la.. curse ppl... think get high mark for compo i scared ar!! not scared ok!!! anyway... today... teachers day... lame lor... wanted to give ms ngoh her teacher day present.. but... dunno monday too late or not... nvm.. sincerity is e best... well... its the best.. beats the rest... tmr... can go online? i dunno.. depends on dads temper... if i study like mad in afternoon... he will let la.. got moris allen.. come home straight away on com.. so can tok to some early ppl.... ahhh..... play until dinner then stop... PROMISE!!! sis.. if u are reading this... bring ur laptop!!! aiya... boring world... boring life... but!! primary school is soon gone.... must keep in contact!!! so... contact me!!! violin class... go inside the room.. the same stench fills the room... u got to bear with it... it smells like DUNG with KIAM CHAI and SALTED FISH... so.. must work hard towards psle and not play play play like me like that.. ... but i dont play mah... i write blogs and go on msn chat with ppl... not mah fault... today go parkway whole day... walk here... walk there... eat here.. eat there... well... not bad! haha... wanted a handphone.. but think here think there.. then dun wan le... handphone for wad? no use at all! if got msn on handphone then good mah... msn then is called useful... those lame ppl out there... say hi to ur mastermind...lol... some ppl on msn dun tok 1 la... espicially some ppl... my father is obsessed with the 19.00 and 21.00 hour show la... nice meh??? anyway... tommoorow got xian ge show... confirm gonna watch.. darn farny la.. ok.. signing off... gotta do maths paper..
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The balls delivery man

Hey.. i am here AGAIN!! well... today okok lor.. wt hell la... tomorrow got time trial.. no confidence... anyways.. start of the day.. drank some milo.. wa shiok... then after that... went for tuition... haha ben got his handphone and he play la.. keith like nvr study.. play play play.. i faster then him 10 times la.. (in the maths) after that.. i went for chinese tuition... wow... it was pretty fun.. did 1 whole exam paper.. the teacher expect us to finish 2 LA!!! mad... the compre haha.. anyhow do.. after that.. bought my carrot k8 and cycled as fast as i could home.. it was like raining la...what the hell.. anyways... after that.. watched one piece.. and the clown could detach his arms and legs... so cool... then saw luffy shooting his hands backwards and he did something like "luffy blahblah" haha... then the clown joined forces with a lady on the ship... after that full metal alchemist.. the song was darn nice la... unable to be comprehended.... hmm.. after that... i did my zuo wen.. and CHUN LIN IS PLAYING MAPLE LA!!!! what the hell... i think collin is also playing... dun wan tell me nia... anyways... after that... i ate my dinner and i did some gross stuff to compete with my sis... u dun wanna noe wad sick stuff i did.. haha neways... i saw a woman at east point la... she was pretty fat.. and when she tried to go out the lift, she got stuck alittle... i laughed til my (wad?) came off... sarcarstic... after that... i am writing my block.. gundam seed tomorrow and i will miss it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SWIMMING SUCKS (when i miss my television shows)!!! i will miss it for like 2 weeks!! what the hell la... wadeva... cannot be helped.. anyways... my father go put all those disgusting times that i think i cant reach la... nonsense leh he.. well... oh ya!! i will miss yugio too!!!!! so EXCITING and i will miss.. sian diaoz...oh.. and i will miss dragon booster and shaolin showdown and...ZATCH BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! suck suck suck...well gotta sign off... or else my k-po sister come disturb..
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The balls delivery man

As usual, the day sucked... dont know how i will fare for my higher chinese but i know tat i tried my best and i am happy that i did after that, recess... i walked and played without my specs and it was pretty fun... training my eyes to improve so that i can join the navy... after that, it was mrs yong who took the period... she... had her half an hour of daily stoppage... wonder what happens if her children could withhold her... after her stoppage time, we had our higher chinese compo.... well.. it was fun... after that.. i tried out my super duper extra long rubber band... chun lin said that it needed 2 ppl to use it... i proved him wrong.. by putting the rubber band in the tables legs then.. pull the rubber band... reload the bullet and SHOOT!! i kept on shooting junchong's chair and a few times he cried out loud!! haha!! oh yeh.. i wanted to shoot syn jae... but he dodged it with some kind of stunt and it softly hit singyi's leg.. you know what happened? she screamed... dunno y but she screamed... everyone laughed... after that, tan gave us back our maths section A... FULL MARKS!! although most of the class got it.. i am still happy! lol... when we went home... i waited till collin had his turn at the phone booth!! waa.. he got balls man! lie to his father that he go do social studies project!! but actually go play soccer... wah.. hear already i very shang xin... anyways.. after that.. i went into the car to go swimming... it was at the POLO POOL!! fun sia.. and i sang a song till NJS laughed till he threw his board on the floor.. old lady even worse... she laugh till she bend down and sit down laughing.. haha... after that NJS hit me... not pain at all la he hit me.. after that.. went for late MALC lol.. did a stupid test which was pretty easy... after that.. i went to buy a carrot cake.. the old chang kee quite in.. put k8 which is cake la... after that.. went home.. when i was enjoying my carrot cake.. a stupid bicycle with a small boy.. i wanted to shift to the left and then.. the man thought i would continue at the right but he was wrong!! y couldn't he just ring his tooting bell??? stupid... then he turn back scold some vougarities and left... well he was in the wrong... he should have rang the bell as human minds cannot be read unless some small kid who watches X-MEN believes that, that Jean can read ppls mind... now.. i just drank finish my H2O... nice... i am gona get more!! haha... well prelims over!! next stop is PSLE!! more exam papers to come!!
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The balls delivery man

Well... todays afternoon blog was a little of yesterday.... now... lets talk about today... well.. today... yong had her daily dosage of stopage time of half an hour and chun lin could shoot his paper bullets into the hole above Jin Yi la... that was pretty fun... and art... i used Yong Jia teeny weeny eyes drawing and it was pretty nice... it is still in my bag... well the com is having its graphic card problem again and i am enduring it .... hmm today... is higher chinese... must score high la... and my mum has gone to thailand dun even noe when she will be back... and this FREAKING com is making me mad already!!! errr tommorrow wont be staying back to play socccer with e rest but if i play.. means that i cannot go swimming and tomorrow is butterfly!! i hate butterfly except the part with the fins on!! that IS the fun part... i just hope the com doesnt hang now.. i wrote a lot of shit already... hmm errr.... ya... today when i was putting on my clothes after a nice warm bath, my specs just broke into half!! it was pretty weird... haiz.. and my dad got me a pretty nice blue one... hmm.. i should treasure it!!well... i hope u guys wont think that it is nerdy and i wont be wearing the specs during recess but onli during class when its my favourite subjects!! haha!! well way-j is a total retarded to scold vougarities at ryan and he sure has to irritate every relief/new teacher in this class except tan... she was pretty strict so i think he did that to stop her from screaming her head off... well... i think that we should not shoot marcus too much... we should shoot marcus EVEN MORE!! just joking.. it might hit his eyes and he will get blind... but he seems to enjoy being shot by chun... he even retaliates... well tomorrow going to get my NEW dictionary stamped!! haha!! alrights... going to study or my father is gonna scream till his blood goes as high as Mount Everest and his heads gonna drop out like Nearly-Headless Nick....
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The balls delivery man

Wah lau!! Last night sucks!!! Totally SUCKS!!! Couldn't write blog... So sad... anyway... today was science... it was not bad actually even though some questions were pretty freaky like the first one in section B!! Haiz... That Way-J... nonsense!! stupid sia... today get English paper section A... wad the hell my compre MCQ get 2 points nia la!! total is -7 marks wow... even a dog can do better than me!! anyway.. i am a dog born in a human body... i think... so... the graphic card is spoiled la... hmm.... aiya see yong until sian liao... want to say that Way-J erase the whiteboard also cannot... say that go back to the seat cannot go erase la...slap her ar!!! want to be helpful cannot... and i think i would be doing my maths homework now... and my sis is enjoying herself with her laptop la!! dad says that if i win a few thousand in trialthons(whatever) i can buy a laptop for myself!!!!! yeh!!! now my thinking is to buy a webcam so can communicate with my sis! haha.. liddat can tok to her more easily... omg!!!! I GOT A PIMPLE ON MY RIGHT SIDE OF MY NOSE!!!!!!!!! BLOODY HELL!!! find my sis ask her help me get it off.. haha... ok... i go study liao... higher chinese tommorrow... heehee... must get high marks to prove to chen that i can get high marks for chinese ALL THE TIME!!! So.. i go study...
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the balls delivery man

Ehh... now school is pretty bad!!!!! Prelims actually are good as i do not have to study very little.. By saying that, i think you guys think im nerd but actually I AM NOT!!! I am nice guy in the inside but, if some ugly girls look at me... I will be pretty NASTY(said in THAT tone)!!!!! Well... Collin had a bad day... take it one down on daryl and he sang a vouger song just to turn in a round... hahaa... well.. found out a few years ago that JunCHONG deepest secret is that he LOVES singing!!! Well... I dont noe whether Sulwyn will really be a superstar... if he does, I hope he will remember me as he calls me (Pian Tai Kuang) everyday... so he will remember me as PIAN TAI KUANG!!!! yeh!!! Well... The other teachers never gave homework on exams except Chen... Haiz... Oh Yah... Jun Chong has yet to download the song See-Saw(Gundam Seed Song) into my MP3!!!! Saturday Sunday call him always say not using com and watching VIDEO!!! Haha!! Okok... so... i better enjoy my primary school days while I can! And now.. I feel that i love DOING assessments... ok!! buaiz...
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The balls delivery man