First off, i would like to thank Pole for his warm reception into the BBB family. Just to clear things, i am in no way related to Arse or his affiliates, and bear in mind that Chelsea is the best team ever. :D

Discussion Topic Of The Day (DTOTD)

Being MAN

What makes a man a man? A friend of mine once wondered. Is it his origins? The way he comes to life? No, he said, it is the choices he makes, and how he chooses to end things.

What a LOAD of baloney.

I, for one, personally think that a measure of a man is the measure of his pole. Yes, ladies and gentlemen. The LENGTH of his pole. I know of someone who's pole is so long, in my eyes HE is beyond man(14cm), though compared with men of the past, his pole is as small as a tic-tac sweet. There are people though, who have totally different perceptions of being man. I clearly remember a friend, who beat his head with a metal bottle, stared down a bright torch with wide open eyes as if he was ogling at his pole(trying to find it), wrapped his entire arm with masking tape and said it made him feel strong, and many more things. Be a judge of his actions, is that MAN or what?? In my opinion, he can try _____ himself, it would probably make him so man, Rasputin would be gay.

And so concludes my post, if you have any opinions on what makes a man a man, Hole would be very glad to listen.

Be a Man, Do the right thing, if you know such people, them to F.O.

Once more with love,
The Hole

*Splash Splash*

Important Announcement Of The Day (IAOTD)

Hello everyone! Today is a very important day for me, as I am joining the ranks in the growing family of the BBB, and i am proud to introduce myself as the deep, dark and mysterious..... HOLE!

Yes yes, now why have I chosen to be The Hole? Simply because I respect The Hole. Where would we be today without The Hole? We would either have crap coming out from our mouth, which is what some people already have going on(I am sure many of us can relate), or the crap would just keep accumulating and we would start turning into ACE, who is oh-so cute, till one day it all just spills out(no prizes for guessing where).

Up till this point, don't many of us already agree that The Hole is wonderful and important? Even the longest of all poles(14cm) are unable to reach inside fully and with ease, the bottomless abyss of The Hole.

So to end off this post, i would like to once again stress the importance of The Hole, and to all those Hole-haters or future Hole-haters-to-be, i have only one thing to say, or rather, one thing to show you all : (cue fingers)

Support The Hole, everyone. Visit Dunman High's Year 3 most (in)famous Blog, the BBB and stay tuned for more of all our posts soon.

Damn Ownage Post Of The Day Which Is Actually Night (DOPOTDWIAN)

The undergrowth is back! Apparently, has been busy quite lately with piles and piles of school work, and of course tests. Now the seeds have germinated into full fledged thorn bushes of the undergrowth and he is ready to face the dangers of the tests.

Tests: Bane or Boon?

What are tests actually? Well, tests are pieces of paper with words printed on it. These pieces of papers gives us an estimate of our academic standards. How is tt possible?

I don't know either.

The good thing about tests is that they push us further academically, making us study and strife harder in hopes of scoring a cut above the rest (or maybe to be able to be a... director perhaps?). Also, as mentioned above, they give us an estimate of our academic standards.

On the other hand, the cons of tests are rather fatal. Two years in Dunman High School, I've seen many casualties assaulted by an array of tests. The more common problems that arise due to tests are lack of sleep (these hardcore muggers burn their midnight oil till pass midnight. Say, 3am?), sleeping in class and thus depending too much on tuition teachers (lazysleepyheads, try converting this to chinese shall we?), doing retarded moves (this is due to the brain not functioning properly).

Bests wishes,
Undergrowth

Pole is back from maintenance!
Feels good to be back after quite long (:
Computer was down from maintenance and I took the opportunity to fix my water gun so now it's in perfect working condition.
*Splash Splash*
Okay enough with the nonsense.
I've spent half of my day thinking about what to post, and half of that time sleeping.
And a little of that time worrying about the outcome of my bloody &*^((*&^ maths test which I think I am going to fail.
But nevertheless, I still thought about what to post (:

o.o

Why do I keep going back to nonsensical stuff -.-
Okay so here's the (actual) post.
Since I'm a sportsperson myself, I can't help but notice the way people engage in their 'sporting' activities.
Let me list the few different kinds of 'sportspeople'.

Firstly, we have the hardcores.
These people devote 3/4 of their free time engaging in their sporting activities.
Yes these are the people you see staying back in school 5 days a week and change to their 'sweat-it-out' attire right after school.
Right after the teacher dismisses the class, they're gone like the wind and you can find them in the toilet changing. When it comes to running to the toilet, they're like Usain Bolt.
And these are also the people who have an abundance of PE shirts.
And not to mention these PE shirts will turn yellow and have a funny smell after they do their sports and are as wet as wet blankets.
Such is the way of the hardcores.

Secondly, we have the slackers.
Slackers even out their time between something else and sports.
I listed them as slackers, because they are not as hardcore as the hardcores and I have a limited range of vocabulary.
Slackers generally have average grades because the 'something else' I mentioned earlier is most likely studying.
However, it need not be studying, it can be baking, knitting, stamp collecting, or maybe even sleeping. Slackers are usually from the hardcore group. When the hardcore-er gets tired of his CCA, he stops sporting and generally, slacks.
Slackers and Hardcores can make the transition pretty easily.
It can follow this timeline: Slacker -> Hardcore -> Slacker.
So a leopard might never change its spots but a person can change his/her underwear.
(The above phrase is never to be used in an essay of any sorts. Even though it is extremely attractive, please refrain from using.)

Thirdly, study-ers (I'm not using mugger cause it is offensive.)
What else is there to say?
These people spend 100% percent of their time studying -.-
I admire them for being so persevering but, seriously they should get out of their houses more often.
Ever gone out with a study-ers?
If you fall in the category of slacker/hardcore, you'll realise that you feel like some gangster and your manners will fall short of his cause this person is so textbook that he follows every rule.
Let me demonstrate a true story. The setting is an empty train from the interchange.
Me: -sits down-
****: Don't sit! Got people coming.
Me: Why. Have plenty of seats what.
****: You never see the sign is it. Must give up seats what.
Me: For people who need it more than you only -.-
(Old man steps in.)
****: You see you see. Stand up lah.
Me: On my face, -.- (In my brain, &*^$%##*%.)

Lastly, we have the fake hardcores.
These people are seriously damn into sports.
More than the hardcores.
However, they like to act hardcore and they take activities like UG campfires, PE to be physically exerting.
They do their best every PE lesson and never ever slacks when it comes to their CCA.
For example, push-ups.
Some (I emphasise on SOME) of these fake hardcores can do quite a number. Maybe 15 or so.
However, they usually boast that they can do 2 to 3 times the number.
Then when they tell you that, you go "Oh shit this guy owns me I must train harder."
So in a way, it is a good thing cause it benefits you in a certain way.
So when they are pumping away and cannot take it anymore, they start pumping in a fashion that I cannot comprehend.
Like a wave.
Imagine a guy in pumping position, with his upper body kept straight up.
Then 1 rep will be moving his butt up and down.
Putting that description crudely, it's like humping the ground.
Please be on the lookout for such actions and don't criticize them, just tell them the right way to exercise (and you might get a rebuke, saying that they are doing exactly the right thing and there's nothing wrong when there is some thing VERY wrong.).
Remember, be polite :D

Yes that ends my post.
Thank you very much for your attention and remember, Xercise (In conjunction with the post on the 4th January, 2009. Please view to get a better idea.)!
Thank you for your attention.

Yours truly,
The Pole.

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Discussion Topic Of The Day ( DTOTD )

Shelters

What are shelters? Shelters are something that protects you from an approaching danger. Such examples are bomb shelters. DHS has built a bomb shelter, hoping that it would be of use some day. Security guards patrol the bomb shelter and safely believes that no one would go into the bomb shelter and therefore stops patrolling it. However, what happens if there really is a air raid? What will you do? This is when the SHELTER man is called in. If you are in the middle of a lesson, run to the shelter man! He would be able to provide you with a absolute protection within his radius. This man, unfortunately, can only accomodate one person at a time.

So, what to do? You can therefore create your own shelter! First and foremost, you can go to the barber and say, " Erm.. 可以盖吗？" Then the barber would be like, "当然。是不是要打仗了？" If this happens to you, please do not hesitate to go on with the haircut. You would be able to protect someone elses life!

Moral Of The Story ( MOTS )
Have a haircut, save a life.

Regards,
Right Balls

P.S. Attention, BBB has finally achieved 200 posts. (:
Also, the Pole, Left Balls and the Undergrowth are currently undergoing maintainence. (:

TGP

TGP

Dicussion Topic Of The Day ( DTOTD )

Steads

What are steads? To many people, steads are what they call, their temporary girlfriends and are able to have a few lunches and a few happy moments together. Steads are also there for you when you are in a need for someone to waste the hours of free talk time of your phone. So, have a stead, and when your phone bill arrives, you would be having a happy afternoon chat with your mother on how your phone should be safely kept in her bag.

However, what really is a stead? Steads are the place of a person or thing as occupied by a successor or substitute. Therefore, are you just a substitute? Are you being played around by him/her? Therefore, be my FIRST and you not be a substitute! (: Another meaning for stead is to be of service, advantage, or avail to. Is that WHAT YOU WANT TO BE? Being a stead means that both sides are at losing ends. For example, phone bills for both parties would be Mount Everest! I know NOBODY wants that right? Why not keep to a CLOSE friendship instead of being a person of SERVICE/ADVANTAGE to somebody else?

Moral Of The Story ( MOTS )
Be like Me! I am single, sexy and hot. I would never take advantage of any girl to be my stead! (:
Apologizing,
Right Balls

Character! Happy-go-lucky or emo?

After studying two years in Dunman High, I have noticed students with different character traits; some are overly-happy-go-lucky, some are overy-emotional while some may be the mixed breed of both kinds of undesirables.

First, let us talk about the overly-happy-go-lucky kind of people. These kind of people usually play the whole day, not bothering themselves with the large dumps of schoolwork. Example 1 of a overly-happy-go-lucky person: There is this guy in your class who plays computer games excessively, and because of that, he tends to do very badly in his work. You laugh at him. He gets over it easily. Also, he has a little bit of female characteristics (like weird sitting posture). You laugh at him. He gets over it easily. This is called overly-happy-go-lucky.

Now lets scrutinise the emotional kind of people. We will work on their dress code. From what I have observed, emotional people:
1)Often isolate themself from the majority.
2)Often give the very bored (sian) look.
3)Usually try very hard to do things, but they fail nevertheless.
4)Like to act like boys/girls even if they have semi-gender/cross-gender traits.
5)Has bad tastes.
6)Uses an unlicensed brand of salty gel.
Well, I guess if you fit all the descriptions above, you're probably the overly-emotional kind of person. Its not a bad trait, but it's not good either.

The moral of the story: Just be yourself, don't be an extremist.


The undergrowth

Special & Entertaining Xpedition To Another Blog ( SEXTAB )

Heyall' long time no post! This is a merger, all my life, i have dedicated it to my blog. All my life, i have visited this special blog of mine. Now, it has finally revived. Its our one and only, www.zhenwen-little-wang.blogspot.com!!

This blog has been a inspirational blog and it provides us with first hand info of the life into the little wang's blog. Therefore, if you would like to know first hand information of this "little wank", please, PLEASE go to his blog, leave a tag and go. (:

Regards,
Right Balls

Discussion Topic Of The Day ( DTOTD )

Sleep Eat And Xercising

Without any of these three essential things, we would not be able to survive. Sleep is essential for us to relieve fatigue and allow blood to reproduce. Sleeping is the most essential of the three and without it, humans would fail to survive and be mugging all day, therefore, get your parents to read my blog! Tell them you need to sleep.

Secondly, its eating. Eating is a virtue, its a technique. You can learn the dog style of eating, for example : Licking the plate, digging your face into a mountain of food as if it were the 7th month. However, you could follow dainty and sexy eating styles such as using a fork, spoon or a pair of chopsticks. A proper example is me! (:

Thirdly, its Xercising. Xercise is needed to keep fit after eating. You would not want to be physically challenged after eating like a dog or sexily. Although dogs are sexy. (: Then, after Xercise, you perspire! Xercise is the second most important factor and would lead you to have muscles instead of lumps of lipids on your skin.

Conclusion, without SEX, you would not be able to look at this blog or even exist on this planet. Therefore, SEX more and SEX would keep you alive! (:

Moral Of The Story ( MOTS )
People out there, pls.. HAVE SEX NOW!

Signing Off,
Right Balls

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my CUTE HAMSTER (Isnt Dead)
Me, Gay