haha.. woke up.. 6.00.. then.. went to pee.. then went back to sleep.. haha.. after that.. waked up 2 hrs later.. then.. went back to sleep.. at 10 o clock, i waked up and bathed for half an hour.. then, ate porridge and then watched the television for a teeny weeny 1/2 hour.. isnt that pathetic? isnt that so pitifuL? haha.. after that.. went for maths and chinese tuition.. maths tuition.. studied for 1 and a half hours. then, partied for half an hour!! haha.. party hor.. darn fun. haha.. then, we ate sour stuff and some chips.. the girls got the sour cream and onion la.. so good. eat the sour thing until my tongue pain.. haha.. after that, chinese lesson.. sort of partied too la.. haha.. she gave us 2 ferroro roches and 1 pen.. lol... haha.. aftet that, chionged home.. on the bike la.. haha.. no more one piece!! onli a few weeks and no more.. kid central sucks la.. haha.. anyway
it was pretty fun anyway.. haha.. then, watch full metal!! IT ROCKED!! haha.. okok.. i go study ler..
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The balls delivery man

Well... it was quite a fun day actually.. but the performance made it bad. the performance made it totally crazy and sucky la.. like it was darn friggin lame lor.. haha.. haha.. and i erased the bulbs that mrs yong were drawing. haha.. then when i say i wan help her draw.. she say no.. haha.. then.. cedric go write at mrs yong the drawing there.. so farni.. haha.. then.. went home.. father took me around the world.. haagan dazz.. some other things.. then.. went home.. went morris allen.. gave a ******** bookmark.. all teachers give book mark laH!! sian.. okok.. got to go bath and do pp19 and 21.. kk.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. haha.. its so fun.. today.. the art teacher whole day.. scream scream scream.. crazy!! haha.. after that.. stupid sulwyn go tell bus uncle that i sit.. then.. he wait for 15mins... stupid irritating sulwyn.. but.. nvr mind! i veri kind de! haha.. i am lame lor.. haha.. anyway.. chen lao shi lame lor.. then.. when going home hor... then.. the 38 come so friggin slow la.. like wait for 15 mins liddat.. then.. the opposite side the ppl kept laughing at jun chong la.. they think we dunno chinese sia.. haha.. anyway.. i am bored lor..
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The balls delivery man

Well.. boring lor.. haha.. well.. went to school.. haha.. so farn.. haha.. at first.. hall... then.. yong then alcantra then tan.. haha.. all nonsense.. haha.. then recess.. then.. yong again.. then chen then no more.. haha.. all so fun.. then swimming.. owned them in breast stroke la! haha.. then... gtg!
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Well.. went to school.. with my hair.. haha... well.. start of the day.. listened to tan's "beautiful voice" haha.. then... MRS alcantra beautiful voice.. it was so touching i fell to tears.. haha.. after that.. recess... haha.. ate a peice of chicken... haha.. piece i mean.. haha.. after that... went home.. felt so sad.. burdurn in my heart.. haha..
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The balls delivery man

Well.. today.. make me sad!! haiz.. dun believe in love calculator la! haha.. after that hor.. dun believe in anymore nonsense la! ok! haha.. ok.. haha.. well.. go school.. fun lor.. haha.. dunnoe y leh.. haha.. go school.. getting boring.. and boring.. AND boring.. haha.. tmr going to chiong and do zuo wen.. haha.. no eating tmr!! onli drinking water.. haha! okok.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. today.. waked up.. actually wake up 6.00 de.. then.. wake up.. go pee.. then sleep again.. haha! got panda eyes! no la.. anyway.. studied and studied for 5hrs.. then, went for wushu.. the thing of wushu is.. the first 1 hr is totally sweat like **** <-- hell then.. later is do tao lu until mad..haha.. later hor... slack slack slack.. jking la.. is veri tiring de.. da tao lu.. and i hate making ppl cry la.. haha.. after that.. nth to write le.. kk bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. today.. waked up.. eyelids were dangling.. like so tired like that.. then went to tuition.. 4hrs k!!! thats totally crazy.. then, went home.. ate and played the com.. wad a boring life.. later gonna do scince paper and english paper!!! woohoo!!!! anyway.. my science i spell wrongly.. to lazy go change.. haha! ok.. gtg.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. had a long chat with you.. it was a gr8 way to decrease my totally reaching the boiling point stress lvl.. haha.. anyway.. went to school.. was pretty fun.. haha! first few periods, fun fun fun! and stupid liang nvr come!!!!!! stupid quek go take over.. say our groups too big.. his thing to big ar!!! haha.. then, his handphone rang.. are teachers even allowed to bring handphones that ring like hell? shouldn't it be silent mode? haha.. anyways, after that, yong chen and tan.. yong period.. i messed around with the com.. haha! everyone like not looking la.. then yangwei came to disturb.. wad a freak.. haha... yangwei is my ladder! haha! anyways... chen period totally suxs... then, tan period.. she scold u!! how could she!! feel like slapping her.. and then, u gave me paper, throw de.. wah.. so angry meh? aiya.. tan's a retard.. u dun haf to fa pi qi on her.. haha! after that, went home.. after went home, tried to do some assessments.. but cannot.. kk.. i go fiddle with my dad's phone!! bye! anyway.. my maid cooked some bittergourd plus some other stuff.. then, after a few bites he ate a few strings.. then he said he is darn scared of this now la... then, drink a whole bowl of soup+ melon stuff inside.. pretty gross. but nice! cant stand jun chong.. he better not eat breakfast anymore or else hor.. vomit like mad... whole day vomit vomit.. non stop sia! haha.. gonna do some sit-ups.. later my six pack disappear.. i darn scared.. haha.. i think i am fat sia! haha... my mum came back.. my dad's phone is cool.. i haf a phone.. but its in possesion with my sis! grr.. gonna steal it back.. haha! ok.. going to go off soon..
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The balls delivery man

Well, start of the day, went to sit down.. then went toilet... morning go toilet.. habit ler.. haha.. amour.. wads tat? thats love.. ahha.. i am so cute! jkjk.. aiya.. Ur beautiful.. its true... haha.. i love me!!! why am i doing thiS? I AM CRAZY!! haha.. ok.. start of school.. listened to tan's "beautiful voice" haha... after that, chen's "beautiful voice" then, Yong's "beautiful voice" then, art period! wooo!! IT ROCKS!! haha.. onli u wernt there for me! haha.. i draw until darn nice. until collin copied me.. grrrrr study dun copy.. copy this nonsense!!! haha!! i hate my sis.. not that hate la.. but its becoz of her curiousness.. as the saying goes.. "curiousness killed the cat... " haha.. after art, we listened to the beautifullest of the beautifullest voice, mrs alcantra's voice... it was veri nice... i whole day like keep the mouth shut.. then, mrs alcantra saw the note laura had.. then, mrs alcantra x-ray eyes saw it and then, confiscated it. that was not so beautiful la.. then, went up the bus and went home.. after that, went for violin.. wee.. so smelly and dirty.. haha.. after that, went to see the comic shop.. dun haf 1 piece number 42 la.. piece of shit ar that shop.. but got computer to see mah.. nice.. haha! hmm..ok.. i wan go see my dad's new phone.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. Yong is a bloody retarded no ass freak of nature that destroys everything in its path and complain queen and tells tall tales and stinks like a pile of shit, secreting the smelly odour during recess time inside the classroom that stinks like bullshit! !#%^& her!!!!!! such retardness!!! Feeling like giving her a big tight slap on her face.. remembers me well so next time she see me straight away RUN!!! oH no.. stupid alvinder blog.. always make internet explorer jam.. anyway.. gotta make this fast.. went to school.. gathered at the canteen.. someone.. gave me something.. that was something that is somewhere in my house.. you cant find it de.. haha.. it was darn lame.. haha.. bought magnets!! woo they rock!! can make noise until darn loud la.. haha.. tmr bringing to skool.. jocylyn is a total ***** retard.. dun even noe how to spell her darn name la!! so retardic.. haha.. lets not talk about her.. i dun like talking about Bloody retardeds in my blog.. she is an bloody old hag.. ok.. after that, went up class.. no assembly for us!! so sad.. haha... handed in health ed project.. collin weichia and chun lin called me pro as i anyhow do lor.. hope get some marks for them... haha... hmm.. aiming for 265 is totally impossible.. who could possibly do that la.. except for some smarty pants in this class... haha.. ok.. hmm.. after that, went home.. bloody yong brought me go see liang lao shi(Must Respect Her).. lol... i got this veri veri deep secret.. dun plan to tell anyone.. but some ppl noe le.. haha... then, called way-j.. hes darn pro to say excuses la.. haha.. ok.. i think i write enough le.. byezz..
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The balls delivery man

Well.. Today.. went to school.. gotta make this fast.. hmm... went to school... the whole bus was like darn quiet la.. haha.. later.. went to put down my FRiggin heavy bag and went to the toilet.. so urgent la... dunno y this few days.. always feel like peeing.. haha.. after that, many ppl came.. i sat infront as usual.. tmr.. dunno sit where.. haha.. well.. after that, went up to class.. darn cute la everyone.. walking here and there... all of us like darn slow.. then mrs tan took a long walk up to class.. think taking stroll ar?? lame la!! lol... later... she scolded some freaks.. lol.. i was one of them.. then she went infront of my table.. and then.. when she was scolding, some SLIVER came out from her mouth!! that goes the same for bruce lee who is our prefect.. such a toot la... guai lan ar.. grow up confirm tio whack by some ppl... haha.. i veri guai de... right? anyway.. if u wan me to link u.. gimme me ur friggin address la!!! lame sia.. after that, collin changed seat and changed and change.. non-stop.. then greg said.. SO MAFAN... every pleaded for him to go away... and mrs yong shoes are darn dirty... got some shit stick to it all the time la... sometimes hair.. sometimes dirt.. gross... haha... hmm.. recess time.. collin escaped.. then ran down again... or was that lunch time.. lol!! haha.. they thought it was yong period.. but actually it was chen period.. haha.. she made us do a zuo wen.. i 2 picture write 2 paragraph la.. alot of correction tape and carrots... haha.. hmm.. she angry that time is veri de lame la.. at first say dun gib u answer.. but in the end, still gib lame... haha... lame rite.. hmm.. after that, went home.. sulwyn keep acting cute.. like hitting chicken's hand or head.. haha! well.. after went home, straight away bathed and ate some food.. so hungry la.. haha... after that, went to do the homework.. so much... write until 3rd page at 4 picture.. cool eh.. haha... ok.. gtg do the friggin Health Ed project gave by friggin mrs yong.. slap her face ar.. gimme 1 day nia!!!!!!! grrr... ok..
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The balls delivery man

Well, have i grown up? haha.. accidentally in love...(Shriek 2 Song) haha.. alvinder has a gal friend k... well.. today.. went school.. sat infront.. then, collin sat behind la!! so.. so... haiz..nvm... my dad ask me play violin.. haha..anyways.. then, sulwyn sat infront.. then stupid bruce pang tsai ask me to move front.. haha.. then i sat with sulwyn.. haiz.. later.. i sat beside greg.. hes lame.. ask him change sitting.. he say to mafan.. mafan my ass aR!! idiot retarded buck tooth idiot... after that, recess time.. lol.. haha.. dun wanna say wad happen it was totally hilarious.. haha.. after that, mrs tan stressing period again.. so lame la.. haha.. later, went home.. started doing homework.. thought dad went for work.. then, wrote 2 chinese compo!!!! haha.. hmm.. later make my brain go crazy by asking me go remember cheng yu.. haha... now using com.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

waaa wake up so early.. comfirm got panda eyes =P lol jkjk.. u must be used to it.. anyways.. today.. waked up.. 2 hrs later than u... then, i went to bath and drank my drink and prepared to go for suckyourmoto and hans bread... but later, my dad asked me to wait.. then, i ate the porridge my dad bought.. when i was about to go, my mum said, gib u 10 bucks for distinction for new south whales!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! $$ ok.. dun pray pray.. haha.. later, i went on the bike... then, i cycled with all my leg power.. darn tiring... haha! then, when was about to take the lift, the lift door closed.. i sweared... haha.. then took the escalator up.. on the way saw brian.. haha.. he told me he holed in one.. nice! then, we did maths... so easy la.. some questions that is.. after that, went home.. darn cool la one piece.. haha.. got 1 guy can disappear and appear again.. then lightning strike that guy.. haha.. then is full metal.. the brothers fight darn nice la.. haha... clap and put on the floor then draw with chalk... both darn nice.. haha.. later, did a science exam paper and a maths exam paper.. did welll in which? i dunno...haha.. now i writing blog.. if i hungry eat mee goreng.. haha.. ok... i go study liao.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Well, exam was pretty fine... well.. went to school.. then felt lke punching cheeyang. then, when he hugged weiyang, we punched me.. so i punched him... good ar? haha.. climbed on yangwei... then, my neck suddenly so pain.. haha! must be i BOOM at the hall there too much then my nerve.. haha.. listening was ok.. listen nia maH!!! haha... after that, went to canteen.. hang out with wayj.. then, heard you say something.. what u say??? haha! nvm.. anyway.. alot of questions to ask u.. u are.. go guess ba... haha! well.. went to morris allen.. had lots of study and fun.. last part was definetily lame!!haha.. ok.. nothing to write.. bye! and.. i already finished my art le!! haha.. its pretty nice.. bringing it on monday.. haha.. lets see... hmm.. sent me email.. thats crazy!!!! haha! nvm.. and then hor.. wait in the hall for 2 hrs la!! 1 hr for chinese and 1 hr for english.. i think is becoz i tilt my head down the whole day tats y so pain.. anyway, the teacher keep screaming and screaming.. want to get old faster ar!!! lol!! mad ******** haha! ok.. go study liao.... go see miniclip first..
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The balls delivery man

Haha.. went to school... well.. alvinder thought... but it was wrong!!! Haha... All thanks to Chunlin.. anyway... went up class... suffered the humiliating moment.. haha.. didnt do maths psle a few questions then make so much noise!!!!! stupid greg greg greg.. mrsyong care so much bout greg la.. greg her son ar!!! haha.. well.. got to sit infront of lorry.. after yong period.. art.. it was fun.. walked here walked there.. borrow here borrow there.. then finish... haha still got to paint it.. anyway.. alcantra made a big temper.. as we dirtied the place.. haha.. she had to sweep the place herselF!!! poor thing.. i volunteered but she said no.. fine! after that, went to hall.. got seperated.. fine! then,chan asked all the Hs and some Is to help him DA PAO some tables and chairs from the Is to the 2nd floor!!! Darn tiring... man tou da fan... then, he treat us to 100 plus wah lau la! i thought is the bottle.. then, he gave us the can.. if i know i dun wan le la!!! anyway.. after finish, went to hall.. darn shiok.. like go inside fridge.. onli a little hotter than in the fridge.. haha.. then, went to the class full of my classmates.. found out that yong jia using my trade mark!! HOW DARE HE!! haha.. nvm.. he asked permission le.. sulwyn also ask le.. so i dun mind... haha! went violin.. got 120.. just passed with merit!! I ROCK!! my first exam anyway.. i am finally grade 3! anyway.. i beat weichia by 1 mark in new south whales!! haha!!!! i got distinction!! so happy... haha.. aiya.. y nvr come online... nvm.. gotta go!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. Stupid yong.. dun even noe that the other teachers allow me to sit there.. anyway.. i think she shld haf forgotton the tell the teachers.. anyway.. start the day.. got raynor to whack.. wad a funny name.. later, chee yang and alvinder came.. then i teased him about number 6... woooo.. after that, went up hall.. had a lame talk about internet and then, went up class.. lol.. yong the idiot lor... keep asking me change place.. atleast chen and alcantra and tan can understand.. stupid yong.. anyway.. the period was often disrupted by us... jeremy was like the only listening.. i listen abit.. she dun answer our questions 1 la.. same as tan.. ask her to answer the psle maths thing.. then... wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait..wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait.. wait until the sun explode 10 billion years later still wait LA!! 1 question also must wait so long toot her lah!! the psle booklet the page 30 question.. i bet she wrong lor!! idiot ar she.. anyway.. after that, went home and straight away bathed and did my homework... ok.. gtg! bye!!
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The balls delivery man

Well, well! Haha.. silencing cheeyang was very fun! haha.. keep asking him shut up.. but he was very polite.. help him do thing he smile smile.. thank you.. but i don't care! i just ask him shut up! haha!! anyway.. school was.. well.. FUN!! but too much is bad for health... must have fun in moderation... fun as in laughing la.. laugh too much no good... anyway.. today... supp class.. veri fun.. got $2 MORE!! haha! well.. kenna squashed by laura... idiot!! haha.. dis few days.. rite blog veri little.. nvm la... ok... Bye!!!
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The balls delivery man

Well.. start of day.. planned to watch pokemon.. the lame show.. jus wanted to find out wat happened.. anyway.. after that, went for tuition.. suckurmoto and han the bread... haha.. later.. went home.. chiong u noe.. cycle home leg pain.. then, watched onepiece.. then, when ending.. got this speech... said sexily.. hi sanji.. i have been looking for you for a long time! haha i think it was a gal.. anyway.. after that.. full metal!!! haha!! darn nice... i like the fighting.. and today was farny la.. got 1 guy finding gal friend.. in the end nvr find.. but the armstrong the sis darn pretty.. is comic anyway.. ok.. rush time.. erm... after that, went to do some chinese thing and a science paper.. pretty easy.. and fast.. anyway.. gotta go now.. later come online again.. bye!
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The balls delivery man

Can't i even rest in the holidays? LIFE SUCKS!! too much stress till one to cry liao.. haha.. morning.. woke up... saw dad and mum sleeping... then i crawled out of the bed... then, i bathed.. (pretty boring life isn't it?) anyway.. after that, straight away went to do some maths paper or wadeva.. after that, i did a science paper.. the answers all do not even link.. anyway.. later i going to swimming and tuition.. wad a tight schedule anyway... PAUL TWOHILL IS GONE!!! OH YEH!!!! haha... but at night i can do some assessments! woohooo!!! ANYWAY SHAOLIN SHOWDOWN AND XMEN ARE LAME!! wad a stupid story line... haha! onli the shen gong wus are nice... ok.. nothing to rite.. some delicious dishes are ready!!
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The balls delivery man

Well, today is good english day! My father asked me to write in good english! So, lets get it started in hot! To start the day, i drank milo as usual. Then, i watched alittle telivision. The "Pokemon" series which was very lame and repeated. After that, i watched shao lin showdown and X-men revolution. Wow! Both were quite cool and LAME! After that, i did my homework and off we went to some plaza and we went in a chair shop. The chairs were, well, not bad. But they use young cows for their leather! Isn't there justice for these cows? Why must the good die young? Haha! Anyway, i was feeling guilty about sitting on the chair and making the lady talk so much and we did not buy anything! Haha! After that, i went to the toilet and refreshed myself! Then, we took the lift up. When my mother was closing the lift, there was a man coming in raising his hands and walking slowly. I thought my mum was waiting for him as the lift door opened for so long. Then, when he walked to the lift door, it closed in front of him! Then, i asked my dad, "Why did you close the door? I thought we were waiting for him?" Then he replied,"Wait for him? We already waited for him. If he really wanted to come in, he should have rushed in! Then, he also walked like a gangster!" Then, i laughed. Haha. Then, we went to drink some coffee at some place called DOME. Wow! Some sort of pizza i ate there was simply delicious! The cheese would keep stretching and stretching! Then, the beef was simply waalaa!Haha! If you go there, you must simply try it out! Anyway, after that, we went home. Then, i started doing homework again! That tan is simply mad. Its too much! 6 practice papers you know that? Just talked to Daniel. Is he sick or what? Anyway, got to go and study. Bye.
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The balls delivery man

Hi guys!.. aiya.. still got 4 days... then school reopen.. y liddat? omg... today farni la... BUT!! GOT 6 EXAM PAPERS TO DO!!!!! haha..after recess hor.. darn funny.. haha.. tan sucks sucks sucks... gib us practice paper until like free one la... wa... 1 week 2 pp... then must do corrections.. haiya..ok.. get on to subject.. after recess, we had a talk on butterfly.. then.. the caterpiller keep on escaping from its casing la.. so cute.. then... the teacher asked for a volunteer... she wanted a short guy... then, gregory was chosen!!! HAHA!!! that was funny la... when he was chosen every one simply laughed and laughed.. then... he had to wear a butterfly thorax underwear that was stripy... then he kept scratching his *TOOT* then, he was forced to wear a butterfly wings... haha shan shan fa liang! haha!!!!!! then, the worst thing happened... he had to wear a butterfly thingy helmet... looked like a piece of shit la!! he said he felt HOT! haha.. then he had 6 pair of eyes... 2 with compound functions.. haha! so farny.. laughed til got some cramps.. then, the teacher kept on TOUCHING greg's wings.. then, greg took off all his dead skin like an underwear.. haha... then, everyone teased him.. he got a pathetic bookmark for that.. so poor thing.. the teacher shld have thrown a caterpillar at him.. then he would have squealed like a pig stuck in between a wooden pole... haha.. today zuo wen anyhow write lor.. dun even noe wad to write.. and i forgot to write after recess the boys who are sweating like mad.. aiya.. nvm.. then, whole day spent on sending my sis here and there.. and everywhere.. then, we ate dinner.. then, my dad and mum quarreled over who will pay the dinner bill... dad paiseh that he did not pay $50 bucks for tips.. haha... the beef i ate was veri tough la.. so hard to chew... nvr ask me whether i want medium rare or not.. SUCKS!!! but the fries is actually not bad... quite tasty... haha... i wish for a laptop for like 5 yrs le la... still haven get... then, we ate ice cream.. they invent the new flavour wad chillie choc... first u taste the choc.. then u taste the chilly.. darn disgusting.. in the end.. my mum kept asking me to buy a flavor and i settle with durian... haha.. wow.. wad a long blog.. must be for yst short blog.. haha... anyway.. went back my sis hostel.. darn small.. but she got webcam la... wad pig speakers... so latest.. haha... aiya.. if i win a trithlon race hor, then i can get 5k!! THEN I CAN BUY A LAPTOP!!! OH YEH!! but that chun lin already got 1 la!! WAH LAU!! not fair.. so young got laptop.. must be his father go and buy cheap cheap the latest com then gib him la.. anyway.. weichia the big mouth go get me scolded again... stupid.. next time dun let him sit on my car le!! so noisy.. read book also can make noise... then the entire day i kept listening to my mp3 the 2 songs... haha.. veri nice... the melody roxs... then, looking forward to a better tmr... and doing the 2+2+1 exam papers.. already done the science 1.. haha... then.. well... there is a new species in town.. and do u noe wad it is? it is the Gregory Butterfly.. mix breed of a Species called Gregory and the Plain Tiger Butterfly.. well... his nose was darn ugly... haha.. wadeva its called...then, the antenna was veri veri ugly... ugly till i cannot resist anymore.. must slap him... haha... oh yes... today my sis birthday.. yst she celebrated to 4a.m la... IN THE MORNING!!! omg... does she study or does she play?haha.. then she not even first year got all those medical book on how to operate or wadeva... haha!! she then joked that she had no space to put her stuff.. and on her table is full of tidbits la!! i feel like stealing a few and fitting them into my pocket... heh.. ok.. gotta study... bye... chat for 5 more mins...
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The balls delivery man

Haha... Here i am... the man... haha.. go skool at 700.. not bad.. alot of ppl come already la... my dad say wad.. so early... nonsense! haha... tmr go school must very the early.. haha.. anyway... went school.. had some fun... haha.. anyway.. school was fun la.. anyway Mrs Tan gave us LATE RECESS... VERI VERI LATE RECESS... late until no time to eat... aiya... so... yong period suxs!!!! aiya... cannot remember anything... after school, i waited for a few minutes then, me collin weichia and cheeyang sat on my dad's car... haha!! chee yang sat in front... MOST SUAY SPOT... haha... he kenna tekan until like mad!!! haha... then i saw his house.. not bad lor.. got the mirror covering.... actually is plastic la... haha... then... i found out that he had to walk out to take the taxi!!! SO RICH!! i like took taxi for 4-5 times in my life la... haha... not bad eh?? i like it.. cheeyang loves shayting!! congratulations on them! haha.. cheeyang cant see this.. so he cannot tag!! HAHA!! MAKE FUN OF HIM!! ON MY TAG BOARD!!! haha!! u can request to see my old blog... if u send me email.. but if somedays i veri angry.. i wont give u my email 1... haha!! ok... gotta go study... collin!!! u better not... u noe wad... ok.. go study le.. and.. tan teared marker's paper up.. dunno y he was happy!! haha.. if onli got video cam... then can sue her..
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The balls delivery man

waa.. today woke up at 6... then.. bathed.. ate mouldy biscuits... sucks!! then, i thought there was a bus coming... BUT!! ACTUALLY!!!! IT DID NOT COME!!!! then... when it was 7.00 i took a taxi... haha... not bad eh?? it took me erm.. 15mins.. then... the stupid taxi driver... TOOK THE LONG WAY TO SCHOOL LA!!! it was like a 6++ bill... SLAP HIS FACE AR!!! lol... anyway.. i wont... coz.. i am a nice guy... and my sis asked me to say u miss me.. haha!! hmm.... not much response.. but today... school SUCKED!!! i nvr expected it to suck so much.. had to hide from tan and yong... yong.. as usual la... she is darn baised... my academic is way much better than chun lin and yang wei la!!! in chinese... they go there... cannot even communicate with the chinese people there... say got interview... INTERVIEW MY ASS AR!! biased yong... slap HER!! SLAP HER!!!! ok.. calm down... haha... nothing to write... and my auntie's friend said that the maid who lives next door , who stays in the toilet for 2 hrs... haha!! SHE SAID A JOKE!!! okok.. byebye... well... jus ate dinner..the pronfert not bad.. the fish eggs darn nice la.. haha.. ok!!!
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The balls delivery man

Yeh... anyway.. if u guys think sick... it is sick... my nickname... balls delivery... means basketballs soccer balls are delivered by me... but i dunt sell them... i take ppl's balls and give it to u... aiya.. nuthin.. to write... anyway.. i completed heli attk almost all le..!! ok.. continuing at night... back! ok.. forgot to say that in the mrt on my way home from the time trail... there was this family... they had 3 children... one was fat.. one was skinny.. and one was a baby.. the fat one... veri noisy... make so much noise... then after that.. his backside got itchy.. got up to scratch... then later an elderly chinese woman came down and sat on his seat... he cried... sad case.... the boy so cute la... anyway.. he cried when his mother did something to him... he said pain!! pain!! then... they made a whole load of noise... then the elderly woman shoke her head... chikchikchik.. then ask the mother.. "veri bad rite?" the mother said.."ya!" the elderly woman said... " then y nvr chikchikchik?" the mother said"chikchikchik" lol.... later... i got off the train... on the escalator.. ALSO got problem.... there was a lady infront of me... she was walking down the escalator.. then.. i thought she would keep to the side... then, she move to the side... wanted to swear.. but see her older.. must zhun lao... after that, went home.. did 2 english exam papers... darn hard la.. 3 hours to do... haha... later.. went wushu... when break time hor.. go toilet.. wah lau!! u noe wad i see??? I SAW A NAKED BOY RUNNING AROUND LIKE IT WAS HIS PALACE!!! DISGUSTING!!! XIA LIU!!! anyway.. after that... we laughed like mad... my pee cannot come out la... keep laughing..then... went home... writing blog.. gonna try the heli attk cheats!! gtg!!! BYEBYE!!! SEE ME!!!
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The balls delivery man

Wah... to start the day, i ate breakfast... dunno my stupid auntie go and cook the bua kalak is darn gross!!!!!! got that stinky smell... then... when i burped... wah lau... even worse... got the water and buakalek taste.... veri veri disgusting.. after that... i went on the bicycle to the eastpoint.. tried new road to there.. veri fun.. no ppl and no car... i ride on the road.. zi you zi zai... after that... i saw keith sitting on the floor like begger veri cute... actually he was looking at his yugio cards... ..disgusting... so young... aiya.. after that.. we went in the classroom.. what surprised me that... it was a male teacher i tot is the female teacher la... he totally sucks!! feel like punching his stomach.... he treat us like babies la... slap him ar.... then i went home... watch full metal.. darn nice... the song... ok.. signing off... short blog today huh..
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The balls delivery man

Yo.. delivery man here.... wah lau... my new voodoo doll, the bottom part got hair la...darn disgusting.. then its weapon the fork is darn nice... hope it protects us and my friends... anyway... today.. okok... atfirst.. morning wake up one time see my dad and mum walking about don't noe doing wad... then later, i waked up... did 2 shi juan and some section c questions... so hard la.. paper 5 got 5 dunno paper 6 got 6 dunno... nice rite? it took me 3hrs la... then later.. my dad and mum came home.. straight away get scolding.. mad ar... see asknlearn... collin post... i support!!! he rocks.. as he is my friend... then... morris allen that sucking teacher dun lemme be judge.. wad an asshole.. so i showed my cards to everyone... his face was like... retarded la... say horn born then say he had enough... slap him AR!!! swimming was like so tiring... made me swim 100 butterfly... so tiring.. sunday dunno how ar... sure die 1... sunday mr 50 breast and 50 fly must get veri veri low.. so i wont get kicked out!! oh yeh....well... today is gonna be a short post... cannot think much... and the person i wanted to login at 6++ did not login!! sobz.... fine.... MONDAY!! WO DENG ZHE NI!!!! haha... bye!! Gonna eat..
Regards,
The balls delivery man