Wednesday, April 28, 2010
I drowned myself in oatmeal today.http://theoatmeal.com/comics Go to this site! Super hilarious, here is one recommendation.
This is the one on pigs. Super funny!http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phoneThat is the one on people's conversations. I've experienced all of them before and I think that everyone would have also experienced this.http://theoatmeal.com/comics/computersThis one is about computers. You HAVE to see this. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pony
LOL.Another one about people's handshakes.
Shit, I think this totally describes me.
So true.Yours Truly,Ben
Monday, April 26, 2010
Actually, nothing special about me. Hahahah, I'm a youtube fan. Here are some recommendations? Taylor Swift Mash-up, Today Was A Fairytale and You Belong With Me By Ahmirhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWolN7Ga8nYOwl City Mash-up, Fireflies and Vanilla TwilightBy Ahmirhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbxOMqlnwGE&feature=relatedThey are the self-proclaimed number one boy band on youtube. I think it's quite true. 
HAHAHAH, internet users never give chances to anything that comes out in the media. They just HAVE to make fun of it. 
Just had to post this, damnnnn cute. P.S. Pictures coming out real soon.Yours Truly,Ben
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Hello.Here's another lame website for all of you to go to.http://friendsofirony.com/Really bored, so some interesting pictures today.
LOL.
Yum.
Tipig.
Shit.. I still want my balls.Yours Truly,Ben
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Herro. I've just influenced you to say that in your head. Wow. Anyway, I hate Saturdays the most as it just makes me feel so tired. For some people that may not know that i do play the string instrument, i hate those lessons as i know that the teacher just gets bored of me playing lousy violin. HAHA, but the teacher does camouflage well enough and still enthusiastically teaches me violin. 
This is very true, especially the inch of space. However, if you want you could add an extra kiss in between, just for laughs. 
Never expected Ash's mother to invest in this type of stuff.Oh yeah, i have a hell load of pictures in my iPhone that i wanted to upload but i am afraid that when i plug my iPhone in, my whole computer just crashes. Yours Truly, Ben
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
Hello, I am a Singaporean and proud to be one. Here is a website with some humorous comments and the important landmarks of Singapore.http://www.cnngo.com/singapore/none/worlds-greatest-city-50-reasons-why-singapore-no-1-399897
LOL, this is real.Oh and Universal Studios will be the only one that will be opened in our region for the next 30 years! Woohoo.Yours Truly,Ben
Monday, April 19, 2010
Hello, I didn't study at all during the weekends. Did Project Work on Saturday till 7.30 with A, M and YZ. Slept till 10.00am in the morning. Woke up, went for lunch at East Point. Took dad's car to my Wushu centre and went to Changi Point after that. Barbequed till 9.30 and went home.Thats my weekend summarised in disjointed sentences. I'm screwed cos' i didn't study at all. As everyone says, i need 48hours in my life.This would be me if i continue my life. 
And that's a cute fish. RANDOM.Yours Truly,Ben
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Hello, tomorrow i would be attending flag raising, but not school. Hooray for wushu, for the first time. Well, today i would be showing you a new website, full of retarded people asking retarded questions. Here's a sample.
LOL. Oh my gosh man, how smart can these people get.Another one,
Absolute genius.So if you all are bored and want a laugh, go to:http://www.funnyyahooquestions.com/EPIC WEBSITE! Hahahah, but not all are funny though.Yours Truly,Ben
Monday, April 12, 2010
My facebook sucks for lagging so badly. Yeah, well i found out some people read my blog without tagging. Can you guys help me broaden my social circle? Add me on messenger, if i know you i would surely add you.Yeah well, 
Barbarian
Archangel Tyreal? Not sure.
Witch Doctor. 
And the awesome terrain we would be playing in.Diablo III, it's release is quite late. December 31st, 2010. Wow, but i heard that they are making it into something really epic and new. Wee Ooo Woo, WOW. Really lame acronym. Also all credits to IGN.com, obviously.And lastly, 
To vent my anger.Yours Truly,Ben
Thursday, April 08, 2010
Alright, shall post once before i start studying for my chemistry test.Firstly, i shall do an advertisement for once to one of my most beautiful friends which i discovered through Dunman High School. Please visit http://cassandrang.wordpress.com/ , to support and help her reach the 20 000 hits mark by the end of the month!Talking about sensitivity, our teachers have all told us that if you do not know how to blog, don't! I still remember who was the one that asked me to be friends with her, but sadly, did she have to flame me directly on the blog? I know i didn't. But anyway, i haven't been in a good mood for a very long time and thanks for being the salt to my wounds. Also, do you notice that your blog is totally accessible? So don't expect people to not go to your blog.Some pictures...LOL.
Yep.. Slow and steady wins the race.Yours Truly,Ben
Monday, April 05, 2010
Firstly, shall start off my post with something pretty important. If you want to blog about me, please use standard English. If you are referring to only thing/person, use 'he' or 'she' or 'it' instead of 'they' because i really don't understand what you are typing. Sorry if I didn't receive your
secret sneaky glances or your shy awkward smiles during wushu today. But i was tired, so tired.By the way, if you didn't want people to sensationalize the post on your blog, then don't blog. Because, I know no matter how hard you try, i'll never let you inside.
Yup, education takes you far in to the future. I wished my teacher was like this. 
Even though I don't watch twilight, this is damn funny. 
Proving that being gifted doesn't help your EQ.Well, wushu competitions coming. Hoping to get at least something to bring back home. Family matters solved, but the tension's still there. So yeah, lazy to change blog URL. Tests on Thursday and Friday. FML.Yours Truly,Ben Thursday, April 01, 2010
Hello, welcome to my blog.
This post might be quite long due to many rants.
First of all, i had expected a much better day. However, today was the worst damn day I have ever experienced. In the morning, my aunty gave me a bowl of half cooked eggs. The moment i tasted it, my first reaction was, yucks what is this, however having started drinking it, i poured the whole thing into my mouth. Bad choice.
The bad things start happening. Firstly, i am a self-professed clean freak. I never really like taking dumps out of my home. However, those runny eggs made me feel so bad that i HAD to use the school's toilet to bake a few cakes this time, if not, my performance for kaleidogscope would be ruined. That was the first thing that made me damn irritated.
Secondly, the five performances did not hinder me but it was my funny and hilarious father that made SO happy! First of all, after the performances, me, Bryan and woonping had already decided to skip this training. With only 3 people coming for training there definitely would not be enough to train for the group event.
Therefore, i sat at the basketball court happily and waited for the arrival of my beloved father. When he arrived he was already at the corridors of the hall. He hand signalled to me that the hall had wushu training. Then i messaged him, "Is woonping there?" This message was important because if woonping did come for training, i would be in no position to skip it. My father went to the hall doors and when he turned back to me he did the (Y) sign in live messanger.
I was, "Thats UNBELIEVEABLE." But i still went up. When i went in, there were only Jerome and Jonathon but no sight of woonping and Bryan. When i raised my phone and saw the message, "April Fool." I threw my shoebag on the ground and was super irritated by the fact that my father tricked me into going for wushu training. My father ALWAYS complains about having not enough sleep and now that i'm providing him WITH the oppourtunity to go home and sleep, he wants to delay it for two whole hours. Seriously, how smart can you be, the only one that stalks me in my family which is EXTREMELY IRRITATING.
When i reached home, i found the computer to be turned on. I approached it and found that my brother's computer game had not been turn off. I helped him on a few quests that were the most routine and the most boring part of the game. However, when he woke up, he called me to the toilet. Lets briefly say this, he asked me where his contact lens were, then i told him, "How the hell would i know?" He pushed me to the wall which made a loud slam sound. He said, "DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THIS." I was quite stunned, however, i smiled at him trying to forget that he did that to me. Then i tried to walk out, however, he blocked my way saying, "I'M TALKING TO YOU NICELY AND THIS IS THE WAY YOU TALK TO ME?" Then he grabbed my shirt and then slammed me to the wall again. He said, "DON'T YOU THINK YOU GOT A FEW GANGSTER FRIENDS, THEN YOU BIG HOR!" Wow right? Gangster friends, the biggest joke that i have ever heard in my life. So what's next? Smoking?
I went to sit down on my comfy studying chair and started to study, however the tremor that i felt was still lingering in my hands as i took out my worksheets with my hand shaking. Beside me, my father said to me, "If you don't know how to talk properly, i really can't help you. Today you have been extremely rude to me and if you don't change yourself, you're hopeless." Wow, how inspirational of you to say that! Even when i am typing this, i feel myself crying inside. Gangster friends, hopeless. All these words you conveniently hurl at me, i remembered someone told me the chinese were BETTER at THINKING before they talked. Well, so much for that because BOTH OF YOU DON'T EVEN THINK WHEN YOU TALK.
Well, i am much more relieved after i am done putting my thoughts on the blog. If you don't read this it's okay. :D P.S. i am going to change my blog URL soon and i hope everyone does not link me for prevention purposes.
Yours Truly,
Ben
