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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hi guys I'm the Guardian.

Ok so its been a few days since my last post and its time for me to describe some of my classmates to you.

Well the first one has lots of hair, its like his own personal wire fence. His moustache gives him a masculine look, and it must be this aspect of him that makes him such a sex magnet. Ok so there's one distinct characteristic of this cool guy here, well its his tendency to laugh at his own jokes. Well his jokes are really very funny, let me give you an example. "Hey I forgot to bring my notes today!" See? These jokes of his are really very funny, maybe he + his jokes = a joke.

Ok so there's this other guy and he's Wan of a kind. For example when you insult him, he will try to "fight" back by insulting himself! For example, a: " WOOOOW YOU'RE DAMN COOL", then this Wan of a kind guy will go, "wow thanks I know I'm MOSTEST COOLEST!". Not only does that make the A guy back off in fear of this Master of the Universe, it also shows his pro command of English. Another example of this is when he screamed "HI " to BBB's right balls. Right Balls was stunned for 2 seconds for 500 damage by this outrageous show of coolness by Mr Wank. 

See? So these are the two coolest guys in my class.

Thanks for reading and bye,
Guardian

Monday, April 13, 2009

Oh haha, hi guys, its the Guardian again, hahahahahahahahahaha, I'm laughing, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Ok I know that my posts are usually very meaningful and educational, also they inculcate good moral values in all of you readers, hahahahahahaha, like the need to laugh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, haha see I'm laughing, hahahahaha.

Okay so there's this wushu guy called Jerome who's been tagging on this blog's chatbox, which is the one you guys normally tag on, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaaaa, as usual I'm laughing coz its good to laugh. Hahahahahaha. Anyway he tagged some really mean tags, how could he scold Ben. I mean its really mean, and DHS being a big family and all of us brothers and sisters we should be caring for each other right? Haha so this is Jerome's blog, the URL is
http://screwed--uplife.blogspot.com/

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha guys, have fun there hahahahahaha. I know you all are very sad because of the lack of DTOTDs these few days (zz what a TRAGEDY ._.). So Jerome's blog is very entertaining too, just that DTOTDs are educational and his blog is rather demeaning and insulting to the human mind and spirit and intelligence. So please go there and have fun, hahahahahahahaa.

So guys you must remember to laugh more, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa, oh my God that was so relieving and all my worldly cares and worries just flew off my shoulders when I did that, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa, its so relaxing to laugh, its the best feeling you can get in the world, better than sleeping and sleeping with other people.

Okay so bye guys, that piece of crap above was what I typed out in like five minutes, oh and its really crap, thanks for reading that crap, bye guys hahahahahhahahahahaa.

Written by the Guardian, hahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaaa.
Thursday, April 02, 2009

Rules: It's harder than it looks!

Copy to your own post, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Guardian

2. A four Letter Word : Good

3. A boy's Name : Guailanner

4. A girl's Name : Gwendolyn!

5. An occupation : Guailan Kia

6. A colour : Green

7. Something you'll wear : Green Underwear

9. A food : Gusseldorfinisask from Poland.

10. Something found in the bathroom: GUM

11. A place : Greenwich Town

12. A reason for being late : Green Underwear was too Tight...(ty ben!) thus causing sever constriction of Guardian's vital organs. 

13. Something you'd shout : GL

14. A movie title : Gl Master ??? In Action

15. Something you drink : Grass Jelly

16. A musical group : Gum Group

17. An animal : Gummer

18. A street name : Gutek Avenue

19. A type of car : (a bus is not a car) Gumobile.

20. The title of a song : GEN heals the world.



Some of the ideas for the answer above were taken from Ben. Thus, thanks Ben ! We love you.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Rules: It's harder than it looks!

Copy to your own post, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Benjamin

2. A four Letter Word : Boob

3. A boy's Name : Brandon

4. A girl's Name : Brenda

5. An occupation : Barber

6. A colour : Brownish brown

7. Something you'll wear : Benkini

9. A food : Bread

10. Something found in the bathroom: Bra

11. A place : Biopolis

12. A reason for being late : Benkini was too tight.

13. Something you'd shout : Balloons?

14. A movie title : Boob hunters

15. Something you drink : Beetroot

16. A musical group : Banana and friends

17. An animal : Benrat

18. A street name : Bolan Road

19. A type of car : Bus

20. The title of a song : Ben heals the world

taken from Aeri's blog. I did'nt cheat :D