Here is yours truly, the long and sturdy pole.
Yes, I have taken a while to start posting but nevertheless, I shall do my best to make the best out of it. Unlike my fellow ball brothers who have discussion topics for everyday, I will have none of that rubbish.
But my posts will be fairly rubbish-oriented too, so I'll unbound this wild ride as soon as possible.
Being appointed into my new class, 3X, (Class omitted so as to protect my identity which I guess will be all known to you soon but I'll be a retard and still omit my class for the sake of omitting it.) I've had the rare opportunity of witnessing a CCA enthusiast and a CCA hater together, in cohesion, in the same class.
Similarities? Both are from uniform groups.
Today ( now), I'll shortly summarise what all the uniform groups are about. In Dunman High School, that is.
Firstly, NPCC:

The crest is good-looking, and represents the masculinity of males and females alike. I respect this CCA. Although not so presentable in females, it'll work well with females who want to bear a resemblance to their male counterparts.
However, as much as I've seen females bearing resemblance to males in terms of hairdo and dressing, I've never before seen a MALE bearing resemblance to a FEMALE in physical qualities. Yes in the world, there are many a person and I trust most of you are hardworking enough to google it. If you don't, please be on the lookout for any people that have these qualities, thank you (Nevertheless I still hold NPCC in the highest respect. It was one of my CCA choices, after all).
St. John's Ambulance Brigade:

Regretfully, the crest and the uniform doesn't hold as much authority as compared to NPCC, but still does a little trick. St John's Ambulance Brigade (SJAB) members are clad in a black and white uniform and enjoy morning exercises which I personally think is very healthy (: I still remember SJAB giving me a wonderful experience at their CCA open house when they lifted me up on a stretcher when I was sec 1 and 40kg.
It must have been such a breeeeeeze to them and I had a very exhilarating experience staring up at the sky on a stretcher.
Scouts:

Scouts, the all-boys uniformed group.
One can easily tell the difference between an enthusiastic Scout, and a not so enthusiastic scout. Yes, there are no not enthusiastic scouts because all the not enthusiastic ones would have quit it the moment they realised they were in it. Although I do respect the Scouts for their wonderful service to the community, I am somehow disgusted by the way some scouts are over enthusiastic with their duties. For example, the Scout enthusiast in my class who squeals and appluads at the very mention of 'Job Week'.
Guides:

The all-girls uniformed group.
Closely related to the Scouts, I know the least about them and hence will not elaborate.
I hold the guides in high regard.
Although I don't know what their doing most of the time, I have taken a liking to their cookies.
But they are so &*(^*& expensive at 10 dollars per box which makes me go mad.
That's all.
Pardon me if I have missed any out, but I don't think I have.
Please do consult anybody from the uniformed groups if you have any queries, and don't find yours truly, the long and sturdy pole, because I do not have much knowledge on them. This is just a brief summary.
Thank you for your kind attention.
Yours Truly,
The Pole