The Truth We Died For

Friday, March 20, 2009

001. Real name → Benjamin

002. Nickname(s) → Ben

003. Status → Erm.. Focking..

004. Zodiac sign → Pieces

005. Male or female → Male

006. Elementary → Tao Nan School

007. Middle School → Dunman Low School

008. High School → Dunman High School

010. Hair color → Black

011. Long or short → All my legs are long.

012. Loud or Quiet → Moderate

013. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans NOT SKINNY

014. Phone or Camera → Camera.

015. Health freak → Nope. Not at all.

017. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes.

018. Eat or Drink → Both.

019. Piercings → Nope.

020. Tattoos → My ass.

021. Water or Fire → They burn each other out.

022. Love of your life or 4 Billion Dollars → Both.

FIRSTS:

023. First fear → Darkness

024. First best friend → Alot.

025. First award → Swimming Carnival. LOL

026. First crush → Alot.

028. First big vacation → China Wushu Training For 2 Months. Madness.

030. First big birthday → 11March1994

CURRENTLY:

049. Eating → The keyboard.

050. Drinking → Some water.

052. I'm about to → Dota.

053. Listening to → My Dad's Nags

054. Plans for today → Slack.

055. Waiting for → Tomorrow.

YOUR FUTURE:

058. Want kids?→ No.

059. Want to get married?→ Yes

060. What careers do you have in mind?→ Nah.. :D

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?

068. Lips or eyes → Lips. Thats why yongming is so hot.

070. Shorter or taller? → Taller.

072. Romantic or spontaneous → Romantic

073. Nice stomach or nice arms → Legs.

074. Sensitive or loud → Nice.

075. Hook-up or relationship → Rawr.

077. Trouble maker or hesitant → Trouble maker?

HAVE YOU EVER:

080. Lost glasses/contacts → Yeah They Just Drop Out.

081. Ran away from home → Nope.

082. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → Knife. My friends forced me to cut my birthday cake.

083. Killed something→ Ants. Poor Ants.

084. Been heartbroken → Ya.

085. Been arrested → Nope.

087. Cried when someone died → No.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

089. Yourself → Yes.

090. Miracles → Yes.

092. Heaven → Yes

093. Santa Claus → Santa Claus is lame, he never comes to Singapore.

094. Sex on the first date → No.. Not so fast.

095. Kiss on the first date → Of course

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

097. Is there one person you want to be with right now → Yup..

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life → Of course.

099. Do you believe in God → Nope.

No.100. Will you post this as 100 truths and tag 10 people → NO.

Regards,
Right Balls

Monday, March 16, 2009

Hi, I'm like the new guy in BBB. My name and code is TUBULAR UNDERGROWTH. For all bio students, you guys should know that that is a reproductive-organ like structure of a root cell.

Anyway, the inspiration for today's topic which is Balloons For Men's Poles (BFMP) came from a song which I heard.
What the hell is a BFMP, it is a preventive measure WORN on a guy's good friend and soul partner. This partner is usually a pole. Amazingly, a BFMP actually has more than one use, in fact, it has countless uses and hence today we shall discuss one of the uses.

Firstly, nowadays, during a kid's birthday party, many parents forget about their child's party and they forget to buy balloons to hang around, so HOW. So some parents ingeniously use their excess BFMPs instead of balloons and hang it all around the place, so the kids who are so innocent and ignorant thought that these BFMPs are balloons, so they will use their mouth to blow these "balloons". Imagine if the parents accidentally use a used BFMP, imagine how much of a joke that would be.
Anyway, gotta go, bye.

EDITED BY GUARDIAN OF BBB CBOX.

Oh and Original Ideas from Tubular Undergrowth (wtf is that?)

Sunday, March 15, 2009

see. NEXT NBA STAR.

pearl drinking soup

zhenwen. the one and only.

cat humping stone.

what is this? A TAXI

now gas pipe also need condom?

tiongkahkee

toby, moomooman GO TOBY GO!

the best shooting posture.

hello kimsiang(:

aww.. KIMSIANG WOOTSS ( the process of sleeping eating and xercise )

timo dun like. so fight.

Hello all! (: Picturessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss all the other parts are malfuctioning.

Regards,
Right Balls

Thursday, March 12, 2009

New Member Of BBB (NMOBBB)

Hi, I would like to inform you guys of a new person who is joining BBB sometime LATER.

We are in the process of thinking of a name for this new person.

Thanks,

The Pants.

Saturday, March 07, 2009

EXPLOSIONS.

Hi, what are explosions?

Most people would say explosions happen when a bomb drops on Edric's head and a bird's nest is formed. Others say, the Hiroshima incident was an example of BIG BOMBS. However, I believe Right Balls gave me the best example when he said he EXPLODED when he saw the pictures below.

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Oh, by the way, please tag on BBB's cbox your opinions on which of the above pics is better looking than the other. The person in the pictures will be glad for your opinions.

So, the moral of the story is, Explode only when Required, for example when a War is coming (in which case you can go to the barber), when you see Cute Pictures, or when Mr Teo does a spot-check on your Hair.

Monday, March 02, 2009

News Update Of The Day (NUOTD)

In latest news the Pants of BBB has been utterly destroyed by the chlorine output from the water gun of the Pole.

The Hand (as yet an untaken position) has been very active in massaging, apparently, thus causing this huge amount of chlorine output from the Pole.

The corrosiveness of the chlorine has caused the facade (see pro word) of the Pants to be burned off. Thus we require donations for the repairing of the Pants.

Also the Hair is feeling the pain of the elements as he is now exposed to the outside world. The Ball Brothers are experiencing cold for the first time in their lives and they are not finding it conducive for teaching the readers of BBB the facts of life and nature.

Thank you for reading and do remember to donate to Edric Lian of 3A.

Sunday, March 01, 2009

These few days, the Right Ball has trouble finding the right amount of chlorine to bleach the clothes. However, today, I the Right Ball has finally come up with some amazing ideas to share with our fans.

Discussion Topic Of The Day (DTOTD)

Pigs

Oinkoink. Is that the first thing that comes into your mind? Well, if it isn't, your mad. Just joking! (: However, what are pigs? Are they just some random object that goes oinking all over the place? No! They are cute little pink objects that are free to move about according to their retarded mindsets. Therefore, kill them and eat them.

Moral Of The Story ( MOTS )
Just go ahead and eat them. The fats just look so tempting do they? (:

Signing Off
Right Balls

Hi guys, this is a pic of an excellent Man that I would like to share with you guys.

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