Anyway, the inspiration for today's topic which is Balloons For Men's Poles (BFMP) came from a song which I heard.
What the hell is a BFMP, it is a preventive measure WORN on a guy's good friend and soul partner. This partner is usually a pole. Amazingly, a BFMP actually has more than one use, in fact, it has countless uses and hence today we shall discuss one of the uses.
Firstly, nowadays, during a kid's birthday party, many parents forget about their child's party and they forget to buy balloons to hang around, so HOW. So some parents ingeniously use their excess BFMPs instead of balloons and hang it all around the place, so the kids who are so innocent and ignorant thought that these BFMPs are balloons, so they will use their mouth to blow these "balloons". Imagine if the parents accidentally use a used BFMP, imagine how much of a joke that would be.
Anyway, gotta go, bye.
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