Ok so its been a few days since my last post and its time for me to describe some of my classmates to you.
Well the first one has lots of hair, its like his own personal wire fence. His moustache gives him a masculine look, and it must be this aspect of him that makes him such a sex magnet. Ok so there's one distinct characteristic of this cool guy here, well its his tendency to laugh at his own jokes. Well his jokes are really very funny, let me give you an example. "Hey I forgot to bring my notes today!" See? These jokes of his are really very funny, maybe he + his jokes = a joke.
Ok so there's this other guy and he's Wan of a kind. For example when you insult him, he will try to "fight" back by insulting himself! For example, a: " WOOOOW YOU'RE DAMN COOL", then this Wan of a kind guy will go, "wow thanks I know I'm MOSTEST COOLEST!". Not only does that make the A guy back off in fear of this Master of the Universe, it also shows his pro command of English. Another example of this is when he screamed "HI " to BBB's right balls. Right Balls was stunned for 2 seconds for 500 damage by this outrageous show of coolness by Mr Wank.
See? So these are the two coolest guys in my class.
Thanks for reading and bye,
Guardian
