Apparently, forever is forever but forever can't be forever if you say forever to another person. So if you say forever to another person, forever technically doesn't exist since forever is prevented by my most feared friend, death. Thus forever can't be forever as forever dies.
Watch this. Amazing video by Ahmir! Fireworks - Katy Perry. Click Here!
But saying forever to them won't hurt. :)
Anyway, to the main point of this blog post, it would be about relationships. But sidetracking, I got 30$ N-Tuck vouchers just for tasting coffee. Firstly, they force you to drink mineral water and eat crackers to clear your taste buds. Luckily cold sweat didn't break out after drinking two whole cups of coffee, but after leaving that building my head was damn dizzy. Then I wanted to get my Fred Perry shoes but rushed home as I urgently had to bake brownies. :)
OMG CUTE.
Meow.
Cutest pig I've ever seen.
Also, my day is filled with DoTA and well, talking with some people boringly which amused me.
AHH I WANNA SQUEEZE THOSE LEGS.
AHH RABBIT'S NOSE.
Relationships. The worst thing that could ever happen to me. Now I know why I've been single for the past 15 years of my life and I'm glad I was single. But I'm single now! :) HAHA. Anyway, I'm so sick of relationships. Relationships suck so much that I think I would like to be single my whole life. With the exception of any girl that would be happy about 80% of the time and not get affected by the insults or stupid things that I say. Sadly, you must have nice legs as well. :P HAHAHAHA. Alright, anyway what made me so sick of relationships? The little things in it that make it so tiring. I'll be honest, I've lied about lying and I bet you know it. Just didn't want any sadness. A white lie solves everything.
Hungwee wabbit.
I want to be single FOR LIFE and see the world of legs. Travel the world myself and take pictures with hot babes, bringing along guys/girls that have similar interests and make out just for the fun of it. OKAY THAT DID NOT COME OUT RIGHT, but wouldn't that be fun? I want to find a person that would let me stroke her legs 24/7 whenever I feel like it. THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. My simplistic dreams of a guy. I'm a really big jerk and the largest pervert out there. I'm a pervert, EVERYONE BEWARE.
Wait... Are you sure?
1. Go to Google maps.
2. Go to "Get Directions."
3. Type Japan as the start location.
4. Type China as the end location.
5. Go to direction #43.
6. Laugh, and repost.
Try the above. Search Google Maps in Google for Google Maps.
Credits: fyeahcuteanimals and cuteoverload.
Yours Truly,
Ben
